"I didn't bring enough to share"

Holly and I were at the liqoure store - because we like booze. She was trying to pick out a bottle to bring to a party she was going to that night. When we asked where the wine was, they said it was by the Port wine. I had Port in Ireland, so I thought it was something good. However, they brought us over to the jug and boxed wine.

Holly picked out the biggest bottle of wine and I thought that was funny. I started picturing her arriving with the large bottle and saying, "Sorry, I didn't bring enough to share."

The bottle she had was not enough so I had her hold up a giant jug of wine. Caption: I brought some wine, but I didn't bring enough to share."