Condo?

I did think about buying a condo. They are so nice. Everything is so new and lovely. I could have a coffee shop in my building! Oh yeah, that is class.

I did talk to some condo sellers and I just couldn't justify the ass'n fee. Why would I give people my hard-earned money to do basic things. I totally would be the crazy condo person that everyone hated because I would make so many changes. Yeah, my mailbox is green and there is nothing they can do about it! Oh, they can?

Keeping with the theme of my 24th b-day party, I put the 'ass' in 'class. I am not good for condos.